While in high school, we were in charge of making a video teaching incoming freshmen helpful tips about high school. We think we did a pretty awesome job. Enjoy.
What up freshmen?
All the freshmen in the house say yeah
Yes!
I said all the freshmen in the house say yeah!
Yep!
Uh, uh, here we go!
High school is pretty crap
So we're gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap
How to get through your first year in school
And how to be like us and be super cool
If you wanna be cool you gotta get to school late
Cool guys always show up to school late
Your teacher might smack you and player hate
But don't worry bro, you can hit her with a tate
-er tot
Tatertots are great weapons and great food
Put 'em in your pocket for lunchtime, dude
But they get your pocket all hecka greasy
Cafeteria pizza will make you queasy

(chorus)
Bein' a freshman is totally fresh, man
Ditch class, punch bullies, throw 'em in a trashcan
If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad
Just go home and bitch about it to your dad

There isn't such thing as being bullied
That's just called being a bitch
Step up to the bully, grab his balls, and give 'em a great big pinch
I once pinched a bullie's balls so hard they fell on the ground
He cried like a big dumb baby as I kicked them all around
His doctors tried to sew his balls back on but they just couldn't do it
'Cuz I broke into the operating room, grabbed his sack, and I threw it
Into his mom's mouth

(chorus)

Doing good in class and paying attention is for losers
I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teacher's hooters
But I still get A's in every class, wanna know how?
'Cause I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat, let us show you now
You hide in a plant for a couple of hours 'till everyone's gone away
Then you sneak to the computer, use cool hax and you change all of your grades
Just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night
Try blinding him with your big flashlight
Then beat him to death with a big chalkstick
And kick him repeatedly in his big long

(chorus x2)

High school is not a place for f-f-f-f-f-fun
It's a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits, son
Never do homework and always ditch
And that's how you survive high school, bitch!

And when you're in the locker room, just make sure you wear a really long shirt
Or else you'll get a boner, and everyone will
(gets cut off by Anthony)



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