"Christmas in a Chinese Restaurant" as written by and John Joseph Mccauley Iii....
I ate Chinese food on Christmas day
You kicked me out
'Cause I told the kids that Santa's sleigh did not exist
I was drunk and you got pissed
But anyway... have a very Merry Christmas

Is it worth it now to walk on back?
I've walked on by a dozen times
And that's no lie
my lips are chapped
my nose is red
my tears are ice
but anyway... Feliz Navidad and all that

I'm walking through the town square
Singing Christmas carols to myself
It's so lonely and it's cold
And i cannot feel my toes
But it feels more like I'm burnin' in hell

How's the turkey, hows the ham?
I can't finish my moo goo gai pan
But that's not all
They cut me off from alcohol
But anyway... You go on and deck the halls

I'm walking through the town square
Singing Christmas carols to myself
It's so lonely and it's cold
And I cannot feel my toes
But it feels more like I'm burnin' in hell

Merry Christmas


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