"If We Were Gay" as written by and Wecht Brian Alexander Avidan Leigh Daniel....
You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together
Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay

We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh

Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!

My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
Oh shit!


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"If We Were Gay" as written by Wecht Brian Alexander Avidan Leigh Daniel

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    General CommentThe line "Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck" is one of my favourite things ever! It's just so funny and catchy!
    CygnusX3on January 02, 2014   Link

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