If your hair is real thin
You've got to rub it in
Rogaine

If it grows on your back
But you're still bald as Kojak
Rogaine

Hey bald guy
Better buy
And apply
Rogaine

You're in the Hair Club For Men,
Captain Picard got you in
Rogaine

If you can't get laid
'Cause you look like Sinead
Rogaine

Can't use a comb,
You've got chrome
On your dome
Rogaine

You got glare
It's no fair
You want hair
Rogaine

Call that Sy
Sperling guy
You should try
Rogaine



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Rogaine song meanings
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