my moustache is never groomed
i don't ever have to clean my room
i just sit around and watch cartoons
'cause it's a bachelor's life for me

my toenails are way too long
i sit around just playing with my dong
then i write another bullshit song
'cause it's a bachelor's life for me
it's a bachelor's life for me

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
come on over, maybe we'll have some fun

i haven't showered in 30 days
i sit around eating a week-old cake
and every hour i masturbate
'cause it's a bachelor's life for me
it's a bachelor's life for me

yo ho ho and a bottle of whiskey
come on over, maybe we'll throw the frisbee
and if you beg i'll try not to get frisky
better yet, i'll blame it on the whiskey

'cause it's a bachelor's life for me
(yo ho)
it's a bachelor's life for me
(yo ho)
it's a bachelor's life for me
(yo ho)
it's a bachelor's life for me


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