Hazel held Grudges like you Wouldn't believe;
She'd spank kids until they would piss or bleed.
Left in charge, learning them to write,
She'd get them wronging and set them to crying.

She liked the children leaking like an old boat;
She'd hit them harder when yodelling from their throat.
The school children envisioned a Teacher-Fountain;
With a knife in her vein she howled out, spurting.

If children are shown what makes you grin
Employment will be contagious
(A lesson somewhere therein).


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