Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer

Okay, what do you say
I found out the hardest way
People say stuff and they write it too
Then all the pressure’s on you
I’m a grown man, emotionally dead
So my pressure’s on what they said
Don’t forget to…

Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer

How does one have a bitchin’ summer
What do you do so it’s not a bummer
Bought the first pair of Velcro trunks
Went to Huntington, got actively involved in the riots
Talked to girls but got ignored
Told ‘em that I had a hot surfboard
‘Cuz they’re just trying to…

Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer

Now we’re well into the 1990s
And I’ve got all of this behind me
Saw a psychoanalyst and he told me
“Nobody’s ever had a bitchin’ one, see?”
It’s just a marketing tool like having sex
Turning young people into emotional wrecks
So they’ll spend all their money they made working at Chili Peps
Renting ridiculous movies like Big Wave and Lifeguard and Endless Summer
And now we’re trying to…
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer
Have a bitchin’ summer (so don’t forget to)
Have a bitchin’ summer



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