Push that pimple in the mirror
Scrub it and bathe it
With Old Spice and don't scratch the eczema
Partly stifle your natural odor with underarm spray
Garnish your bottom with powder
Wipe it with paper
Wash it with embers and pumicing stones
Girls don't forget there's a place where you sweat
Use your feminine spray
Sluice yourself down in the bath and pray god your...keep clean

Your starchy attire is appalling
Your raw blistered red neck is burning
With strong antiseptic
You smother your body with liquids and lotions
And poisons and creams
So get down on your knees in humility
And pray to your god to keep yourself clean
Take a sniff at yourself
Examine your personal hygiene

Lyrics submitted by joelm

Personal Hygiene song meanings
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