I was born feet first
And it shows in the way I think
I work at the sausage plant
It makes my clothes stink
My old lady's name is Lois
I love it when she sucks my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
She didn't even blink

He was nothing but a stinking cur
The asshole called my Lois a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more, no more

"Rotten stinking garbage!" Sonny said
In a voice like a fairy
He was talking about my Chevrolet
Which really was a cherry

Last night he came to our house
To have some beers and to eat
He called Lois a cunt
And said he didn't like the meat

He was nothing but a whining cur
The asswipe called my bitch a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more

I was born feet first
And it shows in the way I think
I work in a sausage stuffing plant
It makes my clothing stink
I got an old lady, her name is Lois
I love her to suck my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
Lois didn't even blink


Lyrics submitted by joelm

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