[Intro]

Alright motherfuckers I got my skillet and my wooden spoon
And I'm gonna hit off this fat Waffle House tune for ya' here we go

[Verse 1]

I'm cooking at the waffle hosue
I'm cooking up a fat rock of crack
And once I get on this trip, I don't care if I ever come back
'Cause I wanna get high, real fucking high
High as a fly
Higher than a fly on a highway up in the sky
And I want to get drunk
Real fucking drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Drunker than a skunk that's really drunk
I wanna get so goddamn drunk
That you can smell my drunk funk from like 50 miles away
I wanna get drunk every night and day
And I want some motherfucking waffles too

[Chorus]
I'm cooking at the waffle house (I'm cooking, I'm cooking)
I'm looking for some hoes at the waffle house (I'm looking, I'm looking)
'Cause I'm wanna hook up with a fine piece of ass tonight, at the waffle house (I'm hooking, I'm hooking)
And when I hook up with that fine piece of ass then I'll be fucking at the waffle house (I'm fucking, I'm fucking)

I'm cooking at the waffle house
Unzip my pants and pull my dick out
I'm cooking at the waffle house
Unzip my pants and pull my dick out

[Verse 2]
When I'm at the waffle house, I always hope Jeff will come in
Even though he ain't no friend, I'd really like to see him again
So I can shove a couple plates of waffles up his drunk ass
That dumb ass bitch hey Jeff you can suck my dick
And one more thing, you can't drive worth of SHIT!

[Chorus]
I'm cooking at the waffle house (I'm cooking, I'm cooking)
I'm looking for some hoes at the waffle house (I'm looking, I'm looking)
'Cause I'm gonna hook up with a fine piece of ass tonight, at the waffle house (I'm hooking, I'm hooking)
And when I hook up with that fine piece of ass then I'll be fucking at the waffle house (I'm fucking, I'm fucking)

I'm cooking at the waffle house
Unzip my pants and pull my dick out
I'm cooking at the waffle house
Unzip my pants and pull my dick out

[Verse 3]
All them bitches at the waffle house are fine
I wanna catch them all from behind
I wanna suck on those greasy syphilis having titties
Getting my dick sucked , eating waffles, and getting real giddy, yeah!

[Chorus]
I'm cooking at the waffle house (I'm cooking, I'm cooking)
I'm looking for some hoes at the waffle house (I'm looking, I'm looking)
'Cause I'm gonna hook up with a fine piece of ass tonight, at the waffle house (I'm hooking, I'm hooking)
And when I hook up with that fine piece of ass then I'll be fucking at the waffle house (I'm fucking, I'm fucking)

I'm cooking at the waffle house
Unzip my pants and pull my dick out
I'm cooking at the waffle house
Unzip my pants and pull my dick out

[Outro]
Yeah baby, I'm cooking at the waffle house.
Yeah!



Lyrics submitted by NoumenalEnigma

Waffle Whorehouse song meanings
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