I've been busy focusing / on all these indirect kisses
that I've been fumbling / and incorrectly talking to misses
regardless of locality / be it comp-sci or sci-fi cons
and these formalities / happen to take a toll upon

my confidence in not / becoming a 40-year-old-virgin
Even effects my driving / and the lanes in which mergin
I try to not be / another hot topic emo child
but the lack of success / only makes my manners mild

I'd like to be Superman / but instead I'm Clark Kent
I'd like to be Bruce Wayne / but I can barely make rent
And now DC's gonna bust me / with a serious lawsuit
See I'm paranoid trust me / I'm becoming an old coot

Because I can't seem say / "would you like to date me?"
Cause that's the paradigm / that governs this whole city
I'm witty, when I have the pen / applied to the paper
But when I talk it's all fads / like how you have my stapler

All I want is a Cosplay-Free Saturday
Just you and me / Shootin through the breeze
All I want is a Cosplay-Free Saturday
Just you and me / Heading to the beach
All I want is a Cosplay-Free Saturday
Just you and me / Doing as we please
All I want is a Cosplay-Free Saturday
Just you and me / This I do I beseech

I'd like change to subjects / I'd like to sing about how
I'm always awesomely direct / I'd like to say that but now
I'm in character or atleast / that's my set of motions
And I refuse disaude you / of that preconcieved notion

I really think I could be / an outstanding boyfriend
But at this point I'd take a girl / who'd make the world end
Yeah she could be my lovely / ultimate weapon lady
Doesn't need even back / because I am not that shady

But that's easier said than done / I know you're thinkin "Son,
Why don't you just grab a groupie / to get the job done"
Well, though / my popularity is increasing
Can't go / There without feeling like I'm fleecing

Or capitalizing on my fans / for the wrong reason
I don't want any girl with me / to feel like it's treason
To her fellow fans to be with / the man they that they all desire
I don't want it on my head / the fact that someone has expired

So I'll persue an equal / who has similar interests
Maybe a fellow otaku / with a side dish of hubris
Maybe she plays pop n' music / Maybe she plays crystalis
Maybe right out of Kyoto / Maybe from Ft.Worth-Dallas

I just need to leave / infatuations by the side
Find a reason to believe / a goal towards which I strive
And do so nobly / without gratuitous pride
And do so hopefully / before I turn 35


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Cosplay-Free Saturday song meanings
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