Wake up! Our motorcade is on fire
TV scientist our situation’s dire
And everything appears in 3D wires everything appears in 3D wires
Should you command it
Had a vision of a knight at a Discount Tire, a vision of a knight at a Discount Tire

We’ll wait out this whirlwind of lawn chairs in the sky
Until you get home we’ll get high fives and then we’ll die

So you can eat all the frosting off your Christmas party cakes
And spend all your days convalescing in those heated lakes

May all your ethnic personnel always whistle while they work
Dazzle us with shadows on the wall for the lonely office clerk

Cure our headaches make all of our paragraphs rhyme
Read them backwards may all of your lab coats blind

Protect us from door knobs with doors that go swoosh
TV scientist reflects on his wasted TV youth
Protect us from door knobs with doors that go swoosh
TV scientist reflects on his wasted TV youth

Build me a toothbrush dream a dream
Parade my back aches in white limousines


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