And when our voices changed we got celebrity haircuts
And checked in everyday with all our fabulous prizes
We had our raincoats on and we knew how to fight
We waited outside and we waited all night
We were deep sea divers
Who washed up on the shore
Couldn’t remember
Why we left the ocean floor
This is our summer time
How about a novelty handshake
This is our Christmas time
About a thousand years too late

With severely injured arms we pushed it up the stairs
Then we all woke up and you were there and you were there
We were unconscious for those next few crucial hours
Got a few questions about our meager allowance
Now our biggest fans are joining marching bands
They left no one to till the land

And our toothaches
Getting worse by the hour
And we make sounds of airplanes going down
And challenge every tumbleweed in town
To races

Tests of brain and brawn
Needle nose pliers, amplifiers
Are strewn across the basement floor
And we never ever ever ever go out doors

To garbage cans and farmer tans
A thousand lonely shopping carts
Just waiting for their year to start


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