"(800) HUMAN" as written by and Sean Anthony Booth Darwin Merwan Smith....
Are you sick of not existing?
Does your halo just not flatter your face?
Feel brand new in just three easy payments
Try it free
What it’s like to be

But wait there’s more!
The sky is not the limit
The body you have always wanted
Let us put you in it
Bad karma? No karma? You too can get a life
And it’s all for the low, low price of

What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive

No returns and no exchanges
And of course at first you won’t know what your fucking name is
Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
Putrefaction guaranteed
Just call the number on your screen, (800)


On earth as it is in heaven
Condemned to be free
And yes, even angels fall for legalese
So lead us not into late night TV
But deliver us, no CODs,


’Cause all anybody knows
Is how the jingle goes

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"(800) HUMAN" as written by Scott Firth John Lydon

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