I never feel like anything
But a pair of shorts on your hips
I never feel like anything more than a

Dumbass in a pair of shorts
I'm a pair of shorts when I'm with you
In a pair of shorts
Sounds dumb to say
But it feels true

I know what's real and who's faking it
Because I lived that way for so long
I never feel much more than a

Dumbass in a pair of shorts
I'm a pair of shorts when I'm with you
In a pair of shorts
Sounds dumb to say
But it feels true


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    General Commentthe furry man himself told me this song means one time he couldn't open a jar of peanut butter and his mom said "you're adopted you shit"
    gentlefarton May 30, 2013   Link

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