oooh wah ooh wah ooh wah

gimme that blunt and i'll last all night
all night, all night
i wish i had like 500
(wish i had like 500)

damn, boy, if it hurt the first time
shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack
dude so crazy he's tryna sell me hubcaps
hubcap lover won't get anywhere without that
bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo
on the shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew
a dark threat in the oasis saying "go shawty, yeah"

la la la la la
(listen up, boys)

we'll have time to play when you go and move that jaguar (yeah!)
black umbrella
black umbrella
imma bring stars to make us bizarre
we gonna have a bonfire tonight
yeah yeah yeah
we're smoking the right stuff.

we're smoking the right stuff.

extra lemon in my diet snapple makes a girl happy
oh yeah that's right... sh** that's right
tea got me jammin' from head to toe

now why in the world did you treat me
as if I didn't understand trigonometry and tai chi
inverse cosine (see?)
oh my gosh there's never gonna be a better padawan than me
Meshuggenah Vinny had a hoopty
and the boom boom started moving us
'til he proceeded to jump out the train
and braid his show dog
Tiny Timmy Tokyo

la la la la la
(and I'm pregnant)

but right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor
black umbrella
black umbrella
Imma get dumb and bang a wizard
we gonna have a bonfire tonight
yeah yeah yeah
we're smoking the right stuff

we're smoking the right stuff

ain't no big cauliflower
pinch me, ooh, don't forget to kiss it
please help me down from this swing
I got my plasma sword and I'm ready to crank it...!

happy tree
I drink smoothies
don't worry dawg, I'm tryna find my shrimp
in the cabbage patch
pink spaghetti
500 crackers I was saving for my granny
cosmic wings, whoopsie
let's buy two big industrial windmills
who needs three?
well the first one, I broke it

but right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor
black umbrella
black umbrella
We'll blaze up a blunt in my car
We're going home to eat, okay?
yeah yeah yeah
we're smoking the right stuff

samurai

windmill



Lyrics submitted by Crane42

Black Umbrella (The Right Stuff) song meanings
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