I don’t care what the young women think,
Gossip gossip gossip in the middle of the week,
There’s a lot of ways for a man to go wrong
So I’m holding my breath till my beard grows long.

I don’t care what the old men say,
Drinking their beers in the middle of the day,
I’m so scared of what Imogen thinks
So I’m shaving my beard in the bathroom sink.



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