There's a new bro' hustlin', 'round the disco halls,
YES THERE IS!

Body, what a body, shaped like a matzoh ball,
He wears bermuda shorts, hangin' to his knees,
YES HE DOES!

One hand's got a bagel, the other cream and cheese,
Oy! Oy! Oy-Oy-Hey!

He's a matzoh, matzoh, matzoh man,
"I'm their kosher disco king",
He's a lotsa, matzoh, matzoh man
He's gotta be a matzoh man,
BREAK OUT!

"Oy! Boogie, woogie, shmoogie there already,"

Gotta be a matzoh man, look at the way he walks,
"Oy! My aching back. Oya brokhael"
Oww! Gotta be a matzoh man look at the way he talks,
"Hey toots! Whadya say we grab a neck cream there?"

He's gotta Gucci yarmulka and this is no jive,
"I can eat more chicken liver than any man alive"
Oy-Oy-Oy!
Oy-Oy-Oy!
Oy-Oy-Oy! Oy!-Oy!-Oy!-Oy!-Vey!

Let's boogie bubby.
Hoyboyba Boyboyba, boy-boy-boy-boy-boy
Work out there!
Oh! Shake your tookis!
Ah Hoyboyboyba Boyboyboy, boy-boy-boy-boy-boy,hoyboyboyba boy-boy-boy-boy-boy-boy-boy-boy

He's a matzoh, matzoh, matzoh man,
"Sweetheart. Let me ask you question here. You gotta room in town?"

He's a lotsa, matzoh, matzoh man
He's gotta be a matzoh man,

He's a matzoh, matzoh, matzoh man
"Maybe we can do a little hoyba boyba bois up there. Heh?

He's a lotsa, matzoh, matzoh man
He's gotta be a matzoh man,

Yes! I'm a matzoh, matzoh, matzoh man
Hoyboyba Boyboyba, hoy-boy-boy-boy-boy

Yes! I'm a matzoh, matzoh, matzoh man
I've got to be a matzoh man!

Matzoh, matzoh, matzoh man
Hoyboyba Boyboyba, boy-boy-boy-boy-boy


Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

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