B: Hello, what you doing here, who are you?

The Flying Dutchman: Het jy my tv?

B: My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi.

The Flying Dutchman: Nice name, where'd you get it? The Waterfront?

B: Don't you think I've been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name?

The Flying Dutchman: Versin!

B: I was taken by the Russians as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro.

The Flying Dutchman: Verstaan jy Afrikaans?

B: Stop! English only - I do not understand your language.

The Flying Dutchman: Why am I here? Ja waars ons kinders?

B: I said English. Can you handle it?

The Flying Dutchman: Hmm?

B: Because you are cute and I like to lick the chocolate starfish. If you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips, it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk shit. And just like him I have mastered it, and I now talk through my ass as well.

Lyrics submitted by Mellow_Harsher

My Best Friend song meanings
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