Jesus was a Jewish philosopher
Had a lot of nice ideas
About our existential fears
Much admired by his peers
Short and Jewish and quite political
Often hesitant and very analytical
Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus, Woody Allen, Jesus
Jesus was a great entertainer
Doing cool tricks all of the time
Turning water into wine
Making stormy weather fine
Even now his stunts confound us
Kinda did what Derren Brown does
Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to Magic, Woody Allen Jesus
Magic, Woody Allen, Jesus
Jesus died and then came back to life
Came back to life
So the holy bible said
Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead
Like a film by Simon Pegg
Try that these days
You’d be in trouble
Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel
Trouble with a shovel
Pra - ise be - to Jesus
Praise be to Magic, Woody Allen, Zombie Jesus
Magic, Woody Allen, Zombie, Jesus
Jesus ascended into heaven
He was an incredible guy
You don’t often find fellas that fly
Disappear right into the sky (short)
And only once did he use this ability
With great power comes great responsibility
Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to Magic, Woody Allen, Zombie, Superman, Jesus. Jesus
Jesus’ mother gave birth to him
Without having sex with a dude
No, she would never be that rude
Never even been nude with a dude
Breeding without the opposite gender is
Commonly known as parthenogenisis
Other animals that don’t need males
Include a lot of lizards, and various snails
Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to Magic, Woody Allen, Zombie, Superman, Komodo Dragon, Jesus. Jesus
Jesus can communicate with the deceased
Like Psychic Sally
With an earpiece
Jesus lives forever
which is pretty odd
But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
Jesus is in more than one place at a time
Like an electron of Schrödinger's feline
Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
Jesus had bare feet
Long hair, a beard
He had a lot of ideas
He ascended into heaven
He ascended into heaven
Praise Jesus, Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to Woody Allen, Jesus, Woody Allen Jesus
Praise be to
Magic,
Woody Allen,
Zombie,
Superman,
Komodo Dragon,
Telepathic,
Vampire,
Quantum,
Hovercraft,
Jesus



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