All my party people in the place, what's up?
I'm super fucked up. All right.
I've done a couple dozen drugs in a couple dozen ways
And I ain't slept in days... Anyways
So listen up,
I got this shit that you can't get enough
Come and take a trip about the ship and get your ticket stub
It's hotter than a hot ass in hot pink hot pants,
It's the Bender, a brand new dance

First you step to the left
Run out of breath
So grab the nearest drink that you can find and guzzle what's left
Next you step to the right
Lock it up tight
Order up another round of drinks at happy hour price
Now shake that ass
To the bathroom and blast
A couple power lines up your nose and choke them back fast

Clap your hands, fingers pop, stomp your feet
Down another Jager shot and toss it up to the beat
Now just move with the rhythm
Spark a pair of joints and hit them
Find your fellow fuck-ups on the floor and wiggle up with them
And tickle them, get them, get beneath them and freak them
Because this god damned dance is gonna last all weekend
(Here we go!)

Penny pinchers
Big spenders
Booze and pills and brains in a blender
Drink 'til we forget, snort until we remember
We're gonna do the bender (forever)

Penny pinchers
Big spenders
Let's stay wasted through December
Drink 'til we forget, snort until we remember
We're gonna do the bender
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Etcetera, uh!

That's right
No need to act right
Forget about the bad times, man, that was last night
Feel the beat and flash your yellow teeth by the black light
Suck down a strong drink
Make out with the Swamp Thing
You're crashing, you're acting like an amateur on a ski jump
You could use a key bump
Hoover two or three up (woo!)

Fucking chattering has got you fucking thirsty
Belly back up to the bar for a Patron with Uncle Dirty
Fall to the ground, put your back into it
If someone offers you a tab of E just do it
Renewing it, screwing up your eyes while you're dancing
It's overdue for you to come alive like Frampton
If your friends leave, let them be long forgotten
You're an ogling monster hobnobbing with hobgoblins
Smoking pot like you've got a couple balls of cotton
Then you throw them all back up like you're Johnny Rotten awesome

Penny pinchers
Big spenders
Booze and pills and brains in a blender
Drink 'til we forget, snort until we remember
We're gonna do the bender (forever)

Penny pinchers
Big spenders
We can all pretend to be high steppers
Drink 'til we forget, snort until we remember
We're gonna do the bender
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Everybody to the bender

Let's do it and over do it
Come on, you bunch of fuck-ups
And overdo it again
Here we go!
Woo!

You've got a lot of scotch to swallow
If you want to follow
Bottom to a rock bottom coffin (oh!)
Pop a squat coughing
You got some flocks of spit some in your esophagus
Rocking this bottomless pit, preposterous bliss
This is the time, this is the last chance
To ruin our lives just doing this dance
And dance to the next level, step it up (We are)
Gonna join hands, we're going to the ER

What we gonna do? The Bender
Which drugs we gonna use? What-what-whatever
The last set of steps is the tricky stuff
Pick it up, here we go again y'all listen up
Now step out of your car, put your hands up
Turn back to the cop, "Yo buddy, what's up?"
Walk a straight line, rock it heels to toes now
Stop! Tilt your head back, touch your nose
With your right hand, take hold of the hose and blow
Put them together and pray it's under .080
Blow enough, get the cuffs, and off you go
Spin it around now you're facing six months or so
No! But while you're doing hard time
You can have a good time
You can imbibe juice produced like hooch wine
You can get some yellow meth and do lines
That's right, you can do the Bender on the inside
One more time!

Penny pinchers
Big spenders
Booze and pills and brains in a blender
Drink 'til we forget, snort until we remember
We're gonna do the bender (forever)

Penny pinchers
Big spenders
Now we're gonna boogie with the public defender
Drink 'til we forget, snort until we remember
We're gonna do the bender
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever


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