Jokes are so funny.
Jokes are so pretty.
You speak damn Puerto Rican, your language it sounds quite shitty.
Can't hear a word that you're saying,
can't hear a note that you're playing.
Do you take me for your kind?
Do I look like a bucket of slime? (yes.)
Don't backfire at me, I'll poison your fucking IV.
Don't you dare make fun of me, I'll send out my fans to decree-
a law on all of the land so come on take my big hand and then you'll see this world ain't boring. (Come on bitch, I'm Nurse Lauren)
Got my scalpel on my right, stethescoping you all night.
I'm a fucking plane I can take flight. (Pork rinds, pork rinds.)
Baby, let's take the scene. We can take it real mean. (You can't do anymore damage than I've already done bitch.)
Where are you my little rind? Where are you hun?
Where are you my little whore? (In the floor, in the floor.)
Where are you my little rind? Where are you hun?
Where are you my little whore? (In the floor, in the floor.)
I've been a star in the movies, was in the Exorcist 4.
Fuck you I wasn't Linda Blair what would make you think that?
Omnomnom, omnomnom, nom nom nom nom nom.
I need some food right now to feed my fat tum.
Can't do any surgery until I do some purging in your pantry, pantry, gotta get some food.
Omnomnom, omnomnom. I'm so damn hungry. Give me a tour of your house, please show me your pantry.
Do you got beans? No no no no no no.
Do you got fries? No no no no no no.
Do you have any food? No no no no no no no.
Then I'll just have to eat you.

What're you doing?



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