Military man goes to war in the sand,
And he goes "Ahh-ah! Ahh-ah!"
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say "Oh no! Oh no!"
He don't know where to stand in the chain of command,
Getting nervous in Iran and already Uncle Sam is a big fan,
Ahh! Ahh!

Military man gets his meat from a can,
And he say "Alright! Alright!"
He his a driver of a weapons van,
And he goes "Oh-oh! Oh-oh!"
He's got only one plan and there's blood on his hands,
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man,
Wahahahah! Waa-oh!

There's a Korean whore in his Mai Tai,
He'd like to play a little game, and that's "do she live or do she die"
Do she die [x5]
Ahh!

Military man plays a freedom jam,
And he say "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan,
"Alright! Alright!"

He gonna give you a napalm tan,
If sees you reading the Quran
Military man


Lyrics submitted by hornytheclown, edited by KitchenerL

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    General Comment"Track 11 on Moving Through Security (which is available this Wednesday on iTunes and Amazon) is "Military Man." We in Evil Cowards, as you know from our last album, love war and all that goes with it. But while the protagonist in "Sex Wars" is very much a lover of both words and of women, our hero in "Military Man" dispenses with nuance and just kills a bunch of people."

    -Evil Cowards
    hornytheclownon October 20, 2012   Link

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