If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

You got a lot of guitars but you don't play guitar,
You got your love shack laying in the boudoir,
You got your Yakov Smirnoff, screwdriver,
And you're rocking out to Holy Diver,

If our machine is broken,
Then we got to replace it,
If love is a token,
Maybe we should erase it,

And all this time you were fixing machines,
and you should have been fixing you,
But I'm so happy there's only one thing you want to do,

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

Now listen, did you hear that?
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling,
I know this guy who deals in the action,
He lives his life looking for a reaction,

He's got a sight line sighted on the Eye of Horus,
And he drives, and he drives in his '94 Taurus,
He left his wife for a fucking machine,
Because he never had a fucking clue,
And I know it's neither here or there with you,

Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

If there's only one sure thing that I know,
Some day the world's going to bow before this cowardly two-man show,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho,

You got a lot of guitars but you don't play guitar


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    General Comment"This explosion of euro-pop goodness will get stuck in your head immediately and we believe this song will be quickly be used on a YouTube 4-minute fan highlight reel of Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo goals....yes, that kind of euro-pop. This song is Evil Cowards 101...just some lyrics written to 4 chords on a guitar by Tyler and turned completely on its head by Wills. The bridge got turned into a chorus, the other chorus has no words, the verses are about nothing. You might find yourself hitting repeat a few times before venturing on to the next track." - Evil Cowards
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