If I were a monster I would push you to the ground
stomp on your head until your face turns brown
I would scream, I would roar, I would kill all those ten whores
if I were a monster, if I were a monster

If I were a monster I'd have this big, huge eyes
and I could pop them out like a big surprise
I would have each ... nine inches long
and I'd live in the jungle where I could write these stupid songs

If I were a monster, if I were a monster
If I were a monster, if I were a monster
If I were a monster, if I were a monster
If I were a monster, if I were a monster

I am not a monster, but I know a skinny guy
he likes little girls and I don't know why
Every time I see him, he tries to hide his face
I guess he thinks he's just a big disgrace

I am not a monster, I am not a monster
I am not a monster, I am not a monster
I am not a monster, I am not a monster
I am not a monster


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