"Dear Number 1036924053887" as written by and Roy Zimmerman....
The cost of healthcare in America is rising and I don't know how much higher it can go...!

But there's a prescription, to make it all better;
laid out in this letter... from my HMO:
Dear, number 1036924053887
Have you considered suicide?
Its a healthcare plan you, probably haven't tried.
Enclosed please find a tab of cyanide...
For your perusal.

Your getting to an age where your potential need for medical attention,
Even intervention isn't hypothetical. so...
Do it quick
And solve this nation's healthcare crisis by not getting sick.

Die now!
Ba-bye now!
Before you get one hemorrhoid older
So long!
You're no long-ger a cost effective policy holder
Won't you help us file your folder?
...In the shredder by being just a little bit deader.

Dear number 1036924053887,
Before you take another breath
Consider the advantages of death
We've enclosed a lethal dose of crystal meth...
For your convenience.

And when your dead and buried
You'll be covered you can quote us,
and if you killed yourself already disregard this notice.

So... pretty please, remember don't jerk just squeeze
And make it easier to write these polices
For insurees who never sneeze, contract disease, get injuries, need EKGs, can't stomach cheese or get some wheezy little cough.

It's up to you, 103692...
Knock yourself out!
Signed here kindly,
HMO


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