MC Confusing
WTF 3 motherfuckas
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
Bringing West Wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck, Everyday Normal Guy

Everyday Normal Guy here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between genius and retarded
I drink tap water and watch all the CSIs
and put my 30 dollar pants on one leg at a time
Sleep 8 hours a night, eat 3 meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done, it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't that bad

Yo, I'm MC Uses Time Machines Irresponsibly
Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived
Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time

MC Nauseous, up in this motherfucker
I don't feel so hot, shit, I think I'm gonna- (blurrg!)
Why'm I so sick? What I eat?
Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese!
(Oh right.)

MC Cock-Blocks Himself, hey girl, what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way, I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS
(where you going?)

MC Necrophiliac, where all my dead bodies at?
Crashin' funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing body scent, my favorite aphrodesiac
Flatlining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score

[Zombie Chorus Guy]
You have to be kidding me
(What the fuck's goin' on?)
This cannot be happening
(I don't wanna do this any more!)
This must be a bad dream
(Leave me alone!)
Why am I still singing?
(I motherfucking killed myself!)

Yo, MC Gets Sidetracked Easily, back in the heezy
By "heezy" I mean "house," but not the show, I think it's cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first experience with death, I was just 16
My dog got run over by a truck and it's head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's freezing in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
Hold on I think I got lost again, what was I trying to say?

I was MC Who Couldn't Speak in the Present Tense
I'm gonna have a lotta money and my dick was immense
It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard

Yo, I'm MC Constipation
It has been 3 days since my last bowel movement, I'm starting to get impatient
Spend hours on the toilet yet nothing ever comes out of it
Intestines like politicians, they're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free-flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a brown brussel sprout
My shit's like a gay republican, it's not planning on coming out

Yo, I'm MC Invisible, you can't see me
The only rapper in this industry that can't be seen
with the naked eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get a fanbase
when image is everything and I literally don't have a face

I'm MC On the Phone With Ted Danson, keep it down
Just skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted - I don't wanna be in this song anymore, leave me alone!
This is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

Yo, MC Confusing, wrapping up the song
Like a plasticine high five in a helicopter song
I got ricochet highlights frrom the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life

[Zombie Chorus Guy]
Maybe this isn't so bad
(Better than my last job)
Taking it in the ass for cash
(20 bucks a pop)
Maybe things will turn around
(Being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things couldn't get worse anyhow

Lyrics submitted by Smoke_Rulz

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