I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.

I can't leap over an ant,
I can't run faster than a snail.
I'm less powerful than an amoeba,
I'm a real big fail.

I can't rescue damsels
I am way too weak
Villains beat me all the time
My future is so bleak

Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.

I can't save the world
I die in outer space
I can't stop a freight train
I lose every race

I have lousy hearing
I fry up in the sun
My vision's too poor
My life ain't no fun.

Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.

I freeze in the arctic
I trip over sand
Bullets outpace me
My career is canned.

Babies wrestle me
and pin me to the ground
I'm a total loser
I'm New Jersey bound.

Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.


Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

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