Hier, au rendez-vous des amis
Ouh là là, je m'suis mis minable
Putain d'mufflée que j'me suis pris
Lamentable

Des comme ça j'en prends qu'une par an
À la Bastille l'dîner au soir
Ou encore les jours d'enterrement
C'qu'est plus rare

Je m'souviens même plus c'qu'on fêtait
Mais on n'a pas bu trop d'tisane
C'matin j'ai une casquette plombée
Sur le crâne

Pochtron, pochtron
Tu f'rais mieux d'm'écrire une chanson
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'dit ma femme
Qu'aime bien mes chansons

Des musettes comme ça, ça vous laisse
Des souvenirs en forme de cicatrices
Des coups d'poignard dans votre jeunesse
C'que c'est triste

J'bois jamais trop, mais j'bois assez
Quoi que des fois, j'en renverse un max
Dans l'caniveau, devant l'troquet
J'laisse des traces

Le picon-bière, c'est redoutable
Même les Belges y s'y aventurent pas
Ça vous fait glisser sous la table
Comme un rat

Pochtron, pochtron
Fume un joint, t'auras l'air moins con
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'dit ma mère
Qu'a toujours raison

Je gerbe pas toujours comme hier soir
C'est seulement quand j'faisais des mélanges
Si on m'met d'l'eau dans mon Ricard
Par exemple

Y a Boris qui m'a raconté
Qu'cte nuit, j'ai failli foutre une danse
À quinze rugbymen en virée
Z'ont eu d'la chance

Si les potes m'avaient pas retenu
J'me les serais mangés un par un
J'aime pas les costauds quand j'ai bu
Ni à jeun

Pochtron, pochtron
Un d'ces quatre, tu vas prendre des gnons
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'disent mes potes
En m'filant des marrons

J'ai rejoint ma turne au radar
En filant des coups d'pompes aux parcmètres
Et en insultant les trottoirs
Pour qu'y arrêtent

Chez moi, j'ai réveillé tout l'monde
En m'cognant l'pied nu contre un meuble
Ça m'a fait mal jusque dans ma montre
Quelle horreur

Pis, j'ai voulu repeupler la France
Même que la France était pas d'acc
Je m'suis endormi sans résistance
Comme un sac

Pochtron, pochtron
Lève-toi, c'est huit heures, y m'faut mon biberon
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'dit ma gosse
Qu'a pas d'éducation

Pochtron, pochtron
Tu f'rais mieux d'm'écrire une chanson
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'dit ma femme
Qu'aime bien mes chansons

Pochtron, pochtron
Un d'ces quatre, tu vas prendre des gnons
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'disent mes potes
En m'filant des marrons

Pochtron, pochtron
Fume un joint, t'auras l'air moins con
Pochtron, pochtron
C'est c'que m'dit ma mère
Qu'a toujours raison


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