"Patch Song" as written by Adam Sandler and Robert Smigel....
A won't a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet
A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet
Everyone in town will be lookin' their best,
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.

Its a kind of a night when you're feet match
When you feel nearly 5 foot 3!

They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
'cause there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!

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"Patch Song" as written by Robert Smigel Adam Sandler

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