"If I Had a Boat" as written by and Lyle Pearce Lovett....
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat


And if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single,
I Couldn't bring myself to marryin' no Dale,
Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies,
And We'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail.

Chorus

Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
but Tonto he was smarter, and one day said Kemosabe,
"Well kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

Chorus

And if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers,
Well I'd come and go whenever I would please,
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree, and I'd scare 'em by the light post,
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea.

Chorus

Me upon my pony on my boat


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"If I Had a Boat" as written by Lyle Pearce Lovett

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