"Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas)" as written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin....
Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race

And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdie's just arrived

Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded weirdie's just arrived

On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with color, and all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room


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"Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas)" as written by Elton John Bernie Taupin

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