"What Is a Juggalo?" as written by Joseph Bruce, Joseph Utsler and Mike E. Clark....
What Is A Juggalo?

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
'cause he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
'cause your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table


I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand


Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) (3x)
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?


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"What is a Juggalo?" as written by Joseph Utsler Joseph Bruce

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    General CommentTHIS SONG IS FUCKING AWSOME
    FreakSk8rXO54on March 30, 2002   Link
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    General CommentWhat is a juggalo?
    A dead body
    Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
    Anybody that you've ever met before
    He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

    What is a jug..?
    What the fuck? Connect four?
    Man that shit is whack
    Don't worry about my shit
    Just rap motherfucker

    ^^^ thankyou.
    surgeryon April 10, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThis song is fuckin great... Icp kicks major ass!
    in_love_with_joeon May 02, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyou ICP just keeps impressing me with what they come up with, they just make more and more hits the more and more the rap. I ain't heard a song I don't like by them
    TheWhitest1on June 26, 2003   Link
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    General CommentPlus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer
    and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer
    Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
    Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
    And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
    Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
    after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
    (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
    Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
    when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
    And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
    in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
    "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
    I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
    endo108on July 03, 2003   Link
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    General CommentFUCK FEMINEM!!!!! him and his 12 year old groupie sons of bitches need to shut their dumbass mouthes and kill themselves, no not GET KILLED that would be too much of an honor, they should just kill THEMSELVES out of shame!!!!!!!!!!!!The only reason ICP does not kick feminem's ass is because it is so loose from being plugged they are afraid to loose their feet. Feminem doesn't even know ICP, though he used their name at one time to get people to come to a concert! he's a pussy!

    But anyways, ICP kicks all asses! Much fucking love to all the lo's and lett's!
    angellicvengeanceon December 05, 2004   Link
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    General Commentmmfcl to all juggalos and juggalo families and fuck you endo you need a fucking life!!!!!!!!
    luv2behatedon December 20, 2004   Link
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    General CommentWhat is a Juggalo? We don't know what it is. Alls we know is what a Juggalo isn't. -Mal-
    Hatchette36on December 26, 2004   Link
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    General CommentLemme add somethin' to that last comment. Basically you can't put Juggaloism in words. You just can't. Its unexplainable. You can tell if someone's a true 'Lo or 'Lette. The only thing you can tell about Juggaloism is what it's not. I think I explained it better this time. -Mal-
    Hatchette36on December 26, 2004   Link
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    General CommentAnd please, everybody, stop dissing Eminem and ICP. Actually, don't diss anybody you've never met and had a real conversation with. How do you know Eminem's a bitch? Just because he doesn't like certain people doesn't make him a bitch. He could be the nicest person to you. Then would you feel bad for dissing him? And as for all of you ICP haters. SAME THING GOES FOR YOU. Leave the feud between them alone. They actually know eachother. They don't need a bunch of little sheep running around keeping the flame going. -Mal-
    Hatchette36on December 26, 2004   Link

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