Grandma�s got a Facebook, now she�s hitting on my friends.
Don�t care how it started, but now it�s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she�s been in my best friend�s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she�s been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day �cause she�s feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed one day she�d go wild,
but grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.

Grandma�s got a Facebook, now she�s hitting on my friends.
Don�t care how it started, but now it�s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she�s been in my best friend�s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked her comment cause they�re wack and I�m mad.
Is this considered abuse, yeah you�d be pissed at her too
Cause now her list to do�s is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she�s about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Grandma�s got a Facebook, now she�s hitting on my friends.
Don�t care how it started, but now it�s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she�s been in my best friend�s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

I checked my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it�s your grandma, but I ain�t gonna lie.
She�s rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma�s candy dish.

Grandma�s got a Facebook, now she�s hitting on my friends.
Don�t care how it started, but now it�s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she�s been in my best friend�s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)


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