Come be a douche cake with me-e,
Come be a douche cake, with ME-E-E-E-E-E
Come be a douche cake with me, e
Come be a douche cake, a with me

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh, oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh, oh

Take a green sock, out of your drawer,
Turn the fan to high
Throw the sock watch it fly all over,
And they'll think, you are high

Who put the spaghetti in the doghouse?
Who left the spaghetti I must know (it's boss)
Who put the spaghetti in the doghouse
Because they forgot the sauce

Come be a douche cake with me-e,
Come be a douche cake, with ME-E-E-E-E-E
Come be a douche cake with me, e
Come be a douche cake, a with me

Get a lolipop
Unlock your car door
Stick it into the ignition (ROCK!)
Before going to the STORE!!!!

Who left the cake out in the rain?
Who left the cake out I must know (Hope it's chocolate!)
Who left the cake out in the rain
It's gonna get wet you KNOW!!!!!

Come be a jerk-face with me, e
Come be a butt-head with me-e-e-e-e
Come be a pothead with me (Just kidding)
Come be a douche cake with meeeeeee

Come be a horny apple with me, e (whoa whoa whoa whoa)
Come be a fuck-up with me, e (whoa whoa whoa whoa
Come be a idiot with me, (whoa whoa whoaaa)
Come be a douche cake with me... WhooooA!

{Instrumental)

If I were a pumpkin
I would taste sweet
I would be full of seeds
I would like to be carved
I'd want to sit on your front window and glow

AHHHHH!!!

If I were a pumpkin I would greet trick-or-treaters
I would wish for fall to last longer
I would love to smile brightly
I would listen to kids asking for treats
I would watch kids pick me from a pumpkin patch

AHHHHH!!!

You may take my head top off
TAKE OUT MY INSIDES AND NEVER STOP!
Carve a face in my own body
Make sure it belongs to me...

I could do worse things
I'd love to scream in pain
I'd make you scream again
I'd find myself in deeper shit when
The knife strikes again
Said the knife strikes again

Dammit carve a face on my ass!
Leave me on your front porch and gasp
Place a candle in my head, just wait what I wood
When I'm dead and gone you'll THROW ME IN THE WOODS!!!

I could do worse things
I'd love to scream in pain
I'd make you scream again
I'd find myself in deeper shit when
The knife strikes again
Said the knife strikes again
THE KNIFE STRIKES AGAIN
THE KNIFE STRIKES AGAIN!






Lyrics submitted by NotaShattyFatmas

Oath of Idiocy/Tenker Jig/The Pumpkin Song (Knife!) song meanings
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    I think this is against the law that says citizens can carry around guns in public.

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