Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!

I have no penis I have no penis I have no penis I have no penis I have no penis I have no penis I have no penis

Welcome, welcome, welcome You’ve got Welcome You’ve got Welcome, welcome, welcome Mail Welcome You’ve got mail Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail Welcome You’ve got mail, mail You’ve got Goodbye

Hey buddy, if you’re a man looking for another man, then you’ve called the right place, because this is the cheapest gay phone service around. We’re talking about a average market of only $2.99 to $4.99 per minute. [unintelligible talking]

[strange noises include Gunshots, the “BUST commercial” from the sims 1 game completely unintelligible speaking “sim Speak”]

[lots of sound effects with shouting]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We kindle and char, inflame and ignite Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho oh yo ,seitrae’ em ,pu knirD

Pika pika pi

Welcome, welcome, welcome You’ve got Welcome You’ve got Welcome, welcome, welcome Mail Welcome You’ve got mail Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail Welcome You’ve got mail, mail You’ve got Goodbye

[THX sound]

[Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”

[THX sound]

I have no penis I have no penis

[La Cucaracha begins] Fridge Largemeat Butch Deadlift Slab Bulkhead Flint Chesthair [unintelligible, sounds like a small aircraft gear raising motor]

[radio speak] [La Cucaracha ends] It’s great to be here with you young witches, on this fabulous night Remember girls, show the world — (Happy birthdaaaaaugh) Let them know it’s ha-hallow—ha-halloween

[scene from scooby doo, Shaggy’s Nervous, hopeless, doomed laugh]

I… have… no… peeeeeeniiiiss…

I’m wearing brown pants

[noise]

[unintelligible]

[Windows signing in sound]

Arnold’s coming to town. He’s going to — and he’s going to break your legs. [Windows signing out sound] With a m—uh—with a monkey wrench, I’m going to break your legs with a monkey wrench until you die. Because I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg— Oh, oops… *cough* Sorry about that. Sometimes my voice goes a little weird when I’m talking in my normal voice, like this. It just goes all weird like that; I don’t know why. I’m going to have to see a doctor about it. If he tries to touch my pee-pee, I’m going to break his hair. With a monkey wrench.

[THX sound]

Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website! Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!

Wiener, wiener, wien-wien-wiener

[unintelligible believed to be “I am Mr. Milky Toes, and]

I wear pantyhose

I gotta have more cowbell!

Hrngh… who is the fat man, I wonder? And how does he fit into this sinister puzzle?

[Chewbacca sound]

[Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”]

I have no penis

sreggit tuoba gniht lufrednow ehT

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee!

[“Shaggy” Scene repeats again]

Welcome, welcome, welcome You’ve got Welcome You’ve got Welcome, welcome, welcome Mail Welcome You’ve got

Neem een ander in de maling (Ah ah ah yeah) Loop niet an m’n kop te zeuren (Oewoho oewoho) Jij mot niet so ouwehoere (Ah ah ah yeah) Aàh, alle vrouwen zijn ‘t zelfde (Oewoho oewoho)

I have no penis, I have no penis, I have pe- I have pe- I have pe- I have no penis

I’ma Wario! I’ma gonna win! Wee hee, I got it! Aiaiaiayia!!


Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

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