The Getty Song

There's a new place in LA
I go there everyday
It's The Getty (It's The Getty)

Outside it's quite clean
But inside it's obscene
Is The Getty (Is The Getty)

They've got pictures fresh from France
Of girls without their pants
In The Getty (In The Getty)

The Greek boys they've got there
Aren't wearing underwear
In The Getty (In The Getty)

There's a wonderful Van Gough
Which cost a lot of dough
In The Getty
Sixty million bucks

There's things you've never seen
Outside of a wet dream
In The Getty

There's a Greek boy there whose ass
Is made of solid brass
In The Getty (In The Getty)

And the air conditioning
Has shrunk his little thing
In The Getty (In The Getty)

They've got loads of modern things
Like paintings just of strings
Of spaghetti (Of spaghetti)

But largely it's quite rude
Lots of girlies in the nude
Make me sweaty (Make me sweaty)

So just come alive
And take the 4:05
To the Getty

It's absolutely free

They've got everything
They even let me sing
In The Getty


So just come alive
And take the 4:05
To the Getty

It's absolutely free

Modern art today
Is just a load of T&A
In The Getty