Last night I had a gargle.

Aw this is my very special tribute to the booze
I ha ha I very much like the booze,
I have a problem with it now ha ha
I don't talk about that much

Last night I drank a Bacardi followed by a vodka and scotch
Then a Brandy, a whiskey and a Baileys, and some Jack Daniels on thy rocks

I had a Southern Comfort and a Perno
A Tia Maria and 3 bottles of wine
I swallowed a Power, a Hennessey and a Malibu
And I couldn't fit 10 or 12 more before closing time

There's not enough types of booze in the world to keep a man boozing from morning to night
There's not enough types of booze in the world but sometimes you have to drink the same one twice

The world is full of tea totalers
Who never even try the sweet taste of booze
So everybody go and get pissed up
And go and spread the news

Tell the world to try Guinness and Bud
Some Smithwicks,Harp and then some Bass
But don't have a curry on the Indian from the way home
Or you'll be paying the morning with your ass

There's not enough types of booze in the world to keep a man drinking from morning to night
There's not enough types of booze in the world so sometimes you have to drink the same one twice

There's not enough types of booze in the world to keep monkey child boozing from morning to night
There's not enough types of booze in the world so sometimes you go and pick a fight

I go and pick a fight outside a pub ladies and gentlemen
That's my favourite thing to do on the booze
I'll kick some big fat guy in the face and I'll laugh at him and call him a big eijit from Germany

There's not enough types of booze in the world to keep a man drinking from morning to night
No there's not enough types of booze in the world so sometimes shut up or I'll have to shut up shut up

Remember to try miller and Carlsberg and cider makes you mad don't you know
Tequila with some lime and a worm
And the and the new Guinness booze called Broe

Theres not enough types of booze in the world shut up
Shut up so sometimes shut up I'll kick your face in right look at that
Not enough types of booze I'll have you I'm tellin yea I'm stronger than I look ah yeah come ere I'm funny right I'll kick your face in, I'm on FM104


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