I'm not really in love with anyone,
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G. Hoover is my girlfriend.
She lives all the way over in America
And we don't share the same political views
But as far as hypothetical girlfriends go-
She'll do.

Hayley G. Hoover is sucking up my heart!
She'll store it in a flask and keep it forever!
Heyley G. Hoover, she is quite a mover
Her videos are good
And if after hearing this song
You'll consider going and watching them,
Then I reckon you should.

I met her IRL one time
And she was pretty nice
But when I meet her in my mind
She does much more than just suffice
She's the perfect woman more or less
Though less is more but i digress
She's the perfect girl for me
Though, not really.


Hayley G Hoover is hoovering up my love
And she'll store it just above where she put my heart
Hayley G Hoover she's cuter than a goofer
Her videos are neat
And if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching them
Then then that'd be great

Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)

And I know that I'm not Bo Burnham but I hope I'll do
'Cause I want to spend all my days fantasizing quietly and you and me and me and you
The Wine Kone's got nothing on me
I'm a bigger creep than he'll ever be
Because I want you inside of me
Though I only mean that mentally

I'm not really in love with anyone
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend


Lyrics submitted by baisi

Hayley G. Hoover song meanings
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