I dont wanna know whats on your mind.
Dont care if your kitchen has been redesigned.
And all your bands events, I wont attend.
I dont wanna be your Facebook friend.

(Dont wanna be your) Facebook Friend

Dont wanna see your horoscope
Or hear your half-cooked anecdotes.
Dont care for the politics that you defend.
I dont wanna be your Facebook friend.

Dont really dig your Farmville chores
And Im not gonna fight in your Mafia Wars
Wont play your games, no, I wont condescend
I dont wanna be your Facebook friend.

Dont wanna be your late night text
Not gonna be your chat room sex
Why you poke me I dont comprehend.
I dont wanna be your Facebook friend.


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    General CommentI am soooooo bored today and this song is perfect. Love Facebook and love laughing with many friends from high school; college; previous employments; church; etc., but this song is PERFECT when you receive a friend request from someone you really didn't wish to hear from. Just yesterday Art requested my friendship...the first guy I ever made out with (I was a friggin' freshman in college!) and after I stopped the "session" he called me a C Tease and spent days telling all his frat brothers (many were friends of mine) that I was a CT. DECADES later he found me and wishes to friend me??? Whaz up with that ! It's up for a 'dilemma debate" on my FB page; at 5 PM I shall decide his fate:) Just a perfect song for my bored mood today!
    MissCharlotteSometimeson September 20, 2011   Link
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    General CommentThis song is always great when there are FB dilemmas. Don't friggin' post political and/or religious "posts" if you aren't willing to accept opposing views (expressed kindly). And don't claim to be a tolerant; inclusive; freedom-loving liberal if you won't stand up for someone who has an opposing view. Censorship is bad. It's not supposed to be a tool for the far left of center to use to stifle speech. Good song, BTW :)
    BringOntheMusic2012on January 05, 2012   Link
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    General CommentI just realized....Afraid of Figs:) Cute...and rather tasty.
    BringOntheMusic2012on January 05, 2012   Link

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