Butthead:
UUUHHHHHHH!!!!

Beavis:
AAAH! OH, GOD, NOOO!!!

Butthead:
What the hell is this crap?

Beavis:
I need Macarena for my bunghole!

(Beavis & Butthead laugh)

Mr. Van Dreissen:
All right boys, now what I want you to do is just let your bodies move to the rhythm. It'll be a real eye opening experience, mmkay?

Principal McVickar:
Uhhh, NO! NO! You kids better stop that damn dancing, and get your butts back to class before you're expelled! Uhhh...

Butthead:
Say hi to my friend Beavis.
Nobody's a buttmunch like he is.
But when he has six root beers,
and 27 Three Musketeers.
He pulls his shirt, up on his head,
Steps up, and this is what he said:

Beavis:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!

Butthead:
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!

Background singers:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!
I am the great Cornholio.
You will give me T.P. for my bunghole.
Do not make my, bunghole angry,
Crap-accino! Are you threatening me?!
My bunghole it goes "blblblblblblblbrriiaaa! Plop plop plop plop plop PLOOOP!!"
Do not underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole!
Trick or treat, son of a bitch!

(Butthead makes syncopative 'Uhh' sounds in the background)

Background singers:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!

Coach Buzzcut:`
If you two panty waists don't stop dancing and give me some squat thrusts, I will proceed to kick both your asses!

Tom Anderson:
Ain't you the boys that were a-whackin' in my tool shed?

(Butthead makes syncopative 'Uhh' sounds in the background)

Beavis:
Hello everybody, I am the great Cornholio!
And I come from Titicaca, give me T.P. for my bunghole!
And the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non-believers!

Beavis & Butthead:
The great Cornholio!

Beavis:
Ai'ight?!


Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

Cornholio song meanings
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