"I Just Had Sex" as written by Jerrod Bettis, Justin Franks, Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg and Jorma Taccone....
Sometimes (Oh-oh-oh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had see-eeay-ee-ex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex would make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just had sex (Ay)

And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us fuck around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past


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"I Just Had Sex" as written by Andrew Samberg Akiva Schaffer

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    Song MeaningClearly, this song is an expression of the phenomenon of intellectual enlightenment, by way of metaphorical comparison to the well-known experience of sexual intercourse. The song portrays enlightenment as overwhelmingly positive, with an almost childish underlying simplicity to it.

    One should make note of several subtle tendencies that are alluded to in the song. For example, the fact that enlightened thought is facilitated by objectivity, and thus the bias in intellectual circles towards objective expression, is shown through the very particular ("It felt so good when I did it with my penis"). The notion that institutional reception credits pure understanding over flair and subjective profoundness is expressed through the section that reviews the circumstances of the sexual accomplishment ("doesn't matter, had sex... still counts"). The song refers to the phenomenon of emergence from ignorance and the simultaneously trivial and profound preference for enlightened existence ("and I'll never go back"). The female body as a facilitating entity is also used to extend the point about the almost paradoxical dichotomy of understanding as both extremely simple yet profound ("I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her"). The song also suggests by example the importance of verification and information sharing towards advancing thought ("I called my parents right after I was done").

    The video shows the process of transcendence from skepticism to popular acceptance, as the singers first are greeted by the disgust of their partners and the bewildered shock of onlookers, before graduating to an extatic chorus of acceptence by the end of the clip. The firework homage to Katy Perry demonstrates the process of generalization of understanding and applying it in ways that are personally meaningful. The choice of characters in the film, both the world-wise master rapper and the pair of eager novices, show that through the eyes of wisdom, all people have equal standing.
    vlaeriyaon July 04, 2012   Link
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    General CommentHaving trouble figuring out what this on was about.
    Kenny1995on December 26, 2010   Link
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    General CommentSomebody just had sex :D
    Zydrateon December 21, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General CommentActually sooooo funny!
    maybebaby123on December 22, 2010   Link
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    General Commentsaw the video last christmas eve and i laughed my ass off! very funny and very entertaining, plus blake lively is hoooooottttt in the music video!
    marlogwapoon December 24, 2010   Link
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    General CommentHmm i think they just had sex, but i could be wrong. X) i might have to double check
    askingalexandriassecretloveron December 28, 2010   Link
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    General Commentah. so thats why a guy asked me if he could wear chain a turtle neck sweater before. that makes LOTS of sense.
    wftlyrichick95on April 27, 2011   Link
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    General CommentI think its about ponies :)
    StopAndDreamon June 16, 2011   Link
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    General Commentsomeone I know convinced his girlfriend to watch this right after they had sex
    justaroneeon June 23, 2011   Link
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    General CommentOk, gotta admit those who listen to this song repeatedly probably have larger egos than they do wee-wees. He sounds as though he's 12 and having sex for the first time. And he's not going back to going without sex. I'm thinking this song was written for a young boy (ie. immature man). Wonder if the sequel will be about unprotected sex; unwanted pregnancy; and STD's. I just luv raining on the male parade;) Interesting song, though. Very campy.
    MaryMaryQuiteContraryon September 08, 2011   Link

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