"Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass" as written by Alexander William Gaskarth, Dan Steven Book and Alexei Constantine Misoul....
They told me I was lucky
To have my chance with you
Now last year's summer romance
Is this year's winter blues
I treated you so nicely
To jewelry and champagne
But you left me empty handed, yeah
You left me feeling played

And I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't ya think, it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass

They say I'm losing my mind
I thought that for a while
I tear down decorations
They remind me if your smile
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, and pulled me close
Then you taught me how to quit

And I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think, it's kind of Crappy
What you did this holiday
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass

So sick if calling
You won't telephone me.
No, fuck you girl, I'm going out
I gave you my all
But our love hit a wall
Now, I'm jingle belling
And everyone's yelling
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

And I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing (not laughing)
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
What you did this holiday? (so trashy)
I gave you my heart (heart)
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
So I write you a song
Hope that you sing along
Here it goes Merry Christmas (bitch)
Kiss my ass


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"Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass" as written by Alexei Constantine Misoul Alexander William Gaskarth

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    General Commentlove!<33333333
    7alltimelow7on December 12, 2010   Link
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    General CommentEveryone else's lyrics has "So I wrote you a song hope that you sing along" and you have "alone"

    ..I think you're right. I don't hear a 'g' and alone fits better within the lyrics. :)

    <3
    imustbeBECKYon December 12, 2010   Link
  • 0
    My OpinionI'm pretty sure Santa Claus sang this first.
    Great Song.
    JuiceBOXofBloodon May 28, 2011   Link
  • 0
    Song Meaningshe fucked up during the holidays so it kind of ruined that holiday for him because all he saw was the pain she caused him
    idkbarakaton March 15, 2014   Link

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