Once, not very long ago,
I was respected, I was popular,
But now I hang my head in shame.
My life is filled with such regrets,
A bad mistake I can't forget,
And now I'll never be the same.

Ringtone!
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all. (What was I thinking?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call.

Well, everybody (everybody),
Everybody (everybody),
Everybody in the world really hates my
Ringtone!

When my phone goes off at work,
I look like the biggest jerk.
Total strangers want to slap me around.
When it's ringin' on the terrace,
My neighbors get embarrased.
They're beggin' me to move out of town.
Well, it made my wife so sick
She smashed my iPhone with a brick,
But I had it fixed and now it's just fine.
It's a pain, I sure don't need it,
And I probably should delete it,
But for me that would be crossin' the line,
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety-nine.

Hey, I paid good money for this
Ringtone!
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all. (Really, what was I thinking?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call.

Well, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my
Ringtone!

Ringtone!
Ringtone!
Aaah Aaah
Oooh oooh oh oh

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Even folks with ebola (just hate my ringtone)
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea,
Every single person everywhere unanimously.

Everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
Ringtone...
Ringtone...
Ringtone...
Ringtone...
Ringtone...


Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

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