Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential,
Catchy freakin’ hook.
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential hook.
And a guitar solo.

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay.

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.

This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!


Lyrics submitted by Fayiirah

Holy Bison Beaks song meanings
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