I keep hanging around your kitchenette
And I'm gonna get a pot to cook you in
I stick my fingers in your biscuit jar
And crush all your Gingerbread Men

'Cause I want you
Yeah I want you to be my friend
Yeah I want you
Yeah I wanna be your solitary man

Try not to wake the executioner
He's sleeping with a fireman's axe
He leaves his glass eye on the pillow babe
And his dentures floating there in a glass

He makes it hard to relax
He makes it hard to relax
When i want you
When i want you to be my friend

What's this husband of yours ever given to you
Oprah Winfrey on a plasma screen
And a brood of junky buck-toothed imbeciles
The ugliest fucking kids I've ever seen

Oh baby I want you
Yeah I want you to be my girlfriend

Now will you send those kids to play down the street
And shouldn't you, shouldn't you put shoes on their feet?
It's getting hard to relax
It's getting hard to relax

I can see that you don't really dig him
And I can see that you want it to quit
But if you want to get your hand out of the cookie jar
You're gonna have to let go of the biscuit


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Kitchenette song meanings
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    General Commenta guy is fucking the wife of a rich dude, he's sleeping in the next room and our man can't relax. He wants something a little more serious but probably is not as rich as the other dude and the wife doesn't want to give up the luxurious life - hence the line if you want to get your hand out of the cookie jar you have to let go of the buscuit. fucking genius song
    ljron March 28, 2011   Link
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    General Commentcould someone please help me interpreting this song? i'm writing a paper about it, comparing it to "The Death of Bunny Munro", actually.
    rasmolazarovon December 01, 2010   Link

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