The song lyrics were written by the band Van Halen, as they were asked to write a song for the 1979 movie "Over the Edge" starring Matt Dillon. The movie (and the lyrics, although more obliquely) are about bored, rebellious youth with nothing better to do than get into trouble. If you see the movie, these lyrics will make more sense. It's a great movie if you grew up in the 70s/80s you'll definitely remember some of these characters from your own life. Fun fact, after writing the song, Van Halen decided not to let the movie use it.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Whores and Sluts!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain is where all your fantasies come to life!
This is a place where you can escape.
Welcome to CANDYLAND!
Let me show you my game; Watch!
I put those shoes to shame; Ohh!
These rhymes that I write make you wanna' fuck all night.
When we take off our clothes; ahh.
She sucks me 'til it snows.
I'll fuck her face so hard.
She is my wild card.
My sticky lollipop; inside this sweet gumdrop.
Im about to explode; it feels too good to stop!
Just taste my tootsie roll.
You rub my icicle.
I gotta' get my fix; please lick my pixie stick.
Welcome to candyland.
I'll split your ass in two.
So take me by my head..
Lick it up, Slide it down.
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to candyland.
You'll wanna' fuck me twice.
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty; Second time nice.
Candyland, candyland.
Just close your eyes and dream; a fantasy so obscene.
I'll take you by the hand.
This is my candyland.
You are my sweet playground..
Swallow my love 'til you drown!
I'll be your backdoor man.
Welcome to my candyland.
Welcome to candyland.
I'll split your ass in two.
So take me by my head..
Lick it up, Slide it down.
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to candyland.
You'll wanna' fuck me twice.
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty; Second time nice.
You want my cock; Mine!
But it's mine.
So take a number, and get in line! What?!
Whip cream, and astroglide.
Take off my wrapper, and slip and slide.
Sticky like a lolli..
Blow me 'til i pop!
You can sample all my flavors, at my candyshop.
Cum shoots, gum drops.
Double fists, and blow pops.
Trick or treat, squeeze my meat.
Gimme' something sweet to eat.
Slip and slide on my face; you got that flavor I wanna' taste.
Lick it red hot..
Like your candycane.
You'd think I was a zombie by the way I give you brain.
Welcome to candyland.
I'll split your ass in two.
So take me by my head..
Lick it up, Slide it down.
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to candyland.
You'll wanna' fuck me twice.
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty; Second time nice.
Whores and Sluts!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain is where all your fantasies come to life!
This is a place where you can escape.
Welcome to CANDYLAND!
Let me show you my game; Watch!
I put those shoes to shame; Ohh!
These rhymes that I write make you wanna' fuck all night.
When we take off our clothes; ahh.
She sucks me 'til it snows.
I'll fuck her face so hard.
She is my wild card.
My sticky lollipop; inside this sweet gumdrop.
Im about to explode; it feels too good to stop!
Just taste my tootsie roll.
You rub my icicle.
I gotta' get my fix; please lick my pixie stick.
Welcome to candyland.
I'll split your ass in two.
So take me by my head..
Lick it up, Slide it down.
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to candyland.
You'll wanna' fuck me twice.
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty; Second time nice.
Candyland, candyland.
Just close your eyes and dream; a fantasy so obscene.
I'll take you by the hand.
This is my candyland.
You are my sweet playground..
Swallow my love 'til you drown!
I'll be your backdoor man.
Welcome to my candyland.
Welcome to candyland.
I'll split your ass in two.
So take me by my head..
Lick it up, Slide it down.
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to candyland.
You'll wanna' fuck me twice.
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty; Second time nice.
You want my cock; Mine!
But it's mine.
So take a number, and get in line! What?!
Whip cream, and astroglide.
Take off my wrapper, and slip and slide.
Sticky like a lolli..
Blow me 'til i pop!
You can sample all my flavors, at my candyshop.
Cum shoots, gum drops.
Double fists, and blow pops.
Trick or treat, squeeze my meat.
Gimme' something sweet to eat.
Slip and slide on my face; you got that flavor I wanna' taste.
Lick it red hot..
Like your candycane.
You'd think I was a zombie by the way I give you brain.
Welcome to candyland.
I'll split your ass in two.
So take me by my head..
Lick it up, Slide it down.
And satisfy my sweet tooth!
Welcome to candyland.
You'll wanna' fuck me twice.
I'll be your gingerbread man.
First time naughty; Second time nice.
Lyrics submitted by Gloomybear12335
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