"Why Won't You Call Me Back?" as written by and Howard Rigberg....
There's a lab inside the Pentagon where secret, dark and clever
Scientists are working on the hardest problem ever.
A million math equations and still they cannot crack
A very complex question, 'Why won't you call me back?'

Why won't you call me back, why won't you call me back?
S-T-U-V-W-X-Y won't you call me back?

On June 6th 1944, on the northern coast of France,
The Allied forces landed and started to advance.
They all trod off their battleships ready to attack,
Rally, scream their battle cry, 'Why won't you call me back?'

Why won't you call me back, why won't you call me back?
S-T-U-V-W-X-Y won't you call me back?

(You have no new messages in your mailbox.)
(Beep beep beep-beep-boop)
(For further assistance, press zero or stay on the line.)
Damn it.

Long haired hippes and unsanitary species
Rarely do their laundry and strongly smell of feces.
Runnin' without payin' rent and smoking weed and crack.
Havin' sex and wonderin', 'Why won't you call me back?'

Why won't you call me back, why won't you call me back?
S-T-U-V-W-X-Y won't you call me back?

Somewhwere in a club downtown, beneath the neon lights,
Kids get high on VapoRub and get in lots of fights.
They make sweet love on trampolines, and paint their toenails black,
And dance while a trendy DJ sings, 'Why won't you call me back?'

Why won't you call me back, why won't you call me back?
S-T-U-V-W-X-Y won't you call me back?

(If you'd like to make a call, hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.)


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