I wear no pants, I wear no pants,
I wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no-o-o-o-o pants!
Perhaps you'd like a chance
To stop and have a glance
For I wear no pants,
I wear no pants!

Non porto pantaloni, non porto pantaloni,
Non porto, non porto, non porto, porto, porto pantaloni!
Guardi i mi palloni,
Non vecchi macaroni!
Non porto pantaloni!

Ich trage kein Höschen, ich trage kein Höschen,
Ich trage, ich trage, ich trage, trage, trage kein Höschen!
Anschlagen um an Blick—
An meine grossen Prick!
Ich trage kein Höschen,
Ich trage kein Höschen!

I wear no pants, I wear no pants,
I wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no-o-o-o-o pants!
Mark well upon my lance,
It bounces whilst I dance
For I wear no pants,
I wear no pants!


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    My InterpretationThis is a song that offers up what one chooses for their dress. Then allows one to view this choice.
    abesimpsonon July 07, 2015   Link

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