"I finally found the woman of my dreams, and I did it."
"You mean... you and Joanne... um... closed the deal?!"
"What you guys talking about?"
"Business, Ashley, have some breakfast"
"Who put the offer on the table?"
"Oh, uh, she did! And the terms were so attractive I jumped on her-, uh, it! I jumped on IT.
And uh... don't worry, I protected my investment."

"? ? baby mother!"
"? ? baby mother!"

"What was that all about?"
"Carlton lost his virginity."

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    General CommentFrom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but I don't know which episode.

    also, help me out with the "? ?"s
    othatzsokewlon June 06, 2010   Link

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